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May 29th, 2009

GyrffindorJ Presents: R/S Porn

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Title: Mr. Moony Presents: Lessons Learned the Hard Way
Author/Artist: [info]gryffindor_j
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s)/character(s): Remus/Sirius
Summary: Proof Remus Lupin is a bad ass.
Word Count:~3000
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Warnings: See rating.
Notes: Written for [info]mindabbles, who tied for second in my little canon quiz thing. Her request was R/S and prompt was Tell me how Sirius got Remus up against that wall in the icon above (kasche's art, L's icon), OR demonstrating the above stated truth that Remus Lupin is bad ass. For her and only for her I mixed both prompts into one fic. See icon above left for the one in which she is referencing. Thank you to [info]torino10154 for her help and my beta [info]midnitemarauder who is so very titillating and kick ass herself!

Lessons Learned the Hard Way )

May 24th, 2009

Birthday Porn!!!

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From the highly talented [info]spacefragments illustrated James/Regulus from my fic Curious I wrote for [info]hp_yule_balls. GO LOOK, it's AWESOME!!!!!

May 23rd, 2009

British Politics

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I don't watch the news, I watch The Daily Show as it gives me everything I need to know, especially about international politics. Here is a lovely clip about the recent scandle in the UK, I cried I was laughing so hard. Comments from the Brits on my flist?? Or anyone else?

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
Scamalot
thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Economic CrisisPolitical Humor

May 15th, 2009

I GOT ART!!!!!

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asdfkl;asdfghjkl;asdfghjkl; OMFG I JUST GOT MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM [info]torino10154 via the amazing [info]swtalmnd and I am clapping and jumping everywhere!!!! Let me just tell a little story about how very brilliant I am. I open the front door to get a breeze from the screen door. An envelope falls on my foot and I get a little excited because this time of year I pretty much figure every bigger than normal envelope is for me. So I pick it up and look at the return address and thought "Who the fuck is that? I don't know anyone named Amy." (Note: I know a few Amy's but none well enough to constitute a present) The skulls on the return address label led me to believe it had to be someone from fandom. Then I put all the pieces together and freaked out "OMFG torino got me art from AMY!!!!asdkl;asdfghjkl". Not only art but it's the Marauders sans Peter!!!! AASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL ASDFGKL; I AM SO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY!!! AND OMG THE CARD I LOOOOOOOVE THE CARD, I'M FRAMING THE CARD WITH HARRY ON IT TOO!!!!!!! (Note: The card could be James because they look oh so alike but I am going to say that swtalmnd's stationary has Harry on it not James.) OK I have to run around and squee more!!!! asdfgjkl;asdfghjkl

PS. [info]swtalmnd I adore the picture so much I told torino I would make out with her because I am so damn excited *iz a h0r who exchanges sexual acts for amazing presents*

May 13th, 2009

WOW!!

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A couple days ago I posted a little ficlet, Haircut, that I wrote for the lovely [info]red_day_dawning. Yesterday I got a comment from the talented [info]littleblackbow that she really enjoyed the fic and was going to do some art for it. And OMG she just put it up in a comment on my iJ and I am so flattered and touched and blown away!!! So go have a looky. I especially love Remus's hair in it, I want to ruffle it and run my fingers through it.

May 11th, 2009

I Wrote Something!

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[info]red_day_dawning here is your "drabble" I promised. As you see I can't actually be concise so you got a ficlet. I hope you like it, I tried to keep in line with exactly what you asked for.

Title: Haircut
Author/Artist: [info]gryffindorj
Rating: R
Pairing(s)/character(s): Remus/Sirius
Summary: Sirius needs to be cleaned up after Azkaban.
Word Count:~1500
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Warnings: None
Notes: Written for [info]red_day_dawning, who tied for second in my little canon quiz thing. Her request was R/S and prompt was washing away Azkaban. Thank you to [info]torino10154 for all her help and [info]midnitemarauder for somehow making what I write come out much more clever with only a few little changes

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May 6th, 2009

Attention Please

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[info]torino10154 broke Alan Rickman's twitter page!

*dies laughing*

May 4th, 2009

OMFG I Wrote Something

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I am attempting to blow some dust off and get back in the groove of writing. I got this idea from reading an old The New Yorker and took a stab at it. It's short and silly, I mostly wrote it because it made me giggle. I will have two other fics up shortly for [info]red_day_dawning and [info]mindabbles, and by shortly I mean within a week.

Title: Remus Lupin is Straight *nods*
Author/Artist: [info]gryffindorj
Rating: R
Pairing(s)/character(s): Remus mostly Remus/Sirius with a bit of Remus/Marlene McKinnon and Remus/Tonks
Summary: Being born a straight male in a society that constantly encouraged Remus Lupin to be homosexual was not easy.
Word Count:~1000
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except some pervy thoughts but I make nothing from those or sharing them with others.
Warnings: Cracky
Notes: No beta or anything so all mistakes are my own, it's just for fun anyway. Thanks to [info]torino10154 for her generous help.

Remus Lupin is Straight *nods* )

April 28th, 2009

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Anyone else watch Heroes?
Cut for spoilers and I am upset about what happened )

April 21st, 2009

Quizy quiz answers and winner

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The quiz was a lot more fun than I thought it would be. It's interesting to see how fanon and the movies have blurred the lines in our thinking. My "grading system" was a bit weird so if you want argue about it feel free but don't expect me to change :-). Each multiple choice question was worth one point, on the two choose the answer questions each correct answer was worth a point but if you picked incorrectly you lost a point.

Answers and Winner )

April 20th, 2009

Quizy quiz quiz quiz results

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I am going to close the quiz tomorrow and post the winner(s) and answers, OK? If you want your result comment and I will tell you and screen it incase you don't want others to see.

Everyone take note of the icon. That icon is up because as a group the people I know to be Snupiners are doing that best. What the hell R/S people!?!?! All you Snarry people I know you don't give a shit about canon so you guys as a group are doing all right.

April 18th, 2009

Quizy quiz quiz quiz

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am looking for a little shot of fandom fun, so I made a little canon quiz. By canon I mean only the material contained within the books, JKR quotes aren't canon and the movies sure as hell aren't either. Take a moment to take the quiz and I will tell your score in a reply. The winner will receive a prize!

Rules:
1) No using the Harry Potter books
2) Do not use Lexicon
3) Do not use a friend
4) Only your own brain power
5) Honor system please

Link to my LJ because I made the poll over there

April 4th, 2009

Behind on everything

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It's been a crazy week so I am trying to catch up.

1) Anything I missed and need to see/read right away?

2) It was my darling [info]titheniel's birthday on the first, and I remembered but it was a hell of day so I forgot to say something before I collapsed into bed. tith is the wonderful kinky lady who introduced me to the delights of Supernatural *puts up Jensen icon for her*, she's a J2 goddess, wonderfully opinionated and is so damned loving (she's also deliciously sexy). I hope you had a fantastic birthday darling!!! *KISSES*

3) James had her first football (USA read: soccer) game today. She's only three and basically I signed her up to burn off energy, but she's a pretty focused girl and isn't afraid to in there and take the ball away (Hee! She proves once again she's a James). There is also a little boy on her team who stubbornly refuses to have anything to do with the game, I thought it was adorable his dad didn't find it so cute.

4) [info]torino10154 is leaving town for a week so maybe I can get something done instead of goofing off for hours each day with her. Speaking of torino not all of you may know this but she takes her mother in-law grocery shopping once a week. Her mother in-law has lived in America for over twenty years and doesn't speak English. I asked torino once if her mother in-law could actually speak English if she wanted to but refuses and torino basically said that could be the case. But hopefully her mother in-law doesn't understand the English so well because on Friday while with her mother in-law she was on the phone with me talking about getting spanked and a recent toy purchase. Also when torino speaks Italian she sounds equally pissed off as when she speaks English.

5) I'm behind on [info]hp10k_showcase, this is perhaps because I am a bit Drarried out. I want to get some [info]hp_springsmut read before reveals tomorrow so 10k will have to wait. [info]midnitemaraud_r please hold off on reveals till at least late tomorrow, ok?

6) Drarry turned 2 months old this week. I wanted to take a picture so I first tried to tame her hair with a wet comb, total failure. Then right before I got the camera out she was in a happy mood, the minute I wanted her to stay happy she reverted back to her "fuck you" look. Hee! Drarry proves her namesake again too.

7) Slumdog Millionaire is a fantastic movie, I cried it was so wonderful.

8) *sigh* It's been too long since I have chatted with some of you. *sad sigh*

9) I have writers blerg which is different than writers block. Block is when you can't write anything, blerg is when all you write is shit. This week I had a breakthrough with my Big Bang Blackout, let's hope the trend stays.

10) Anything else I failed to mention?

March 28th, 2009

Just Wondering

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I meant to post this awhile ago, like the day after the Presidential Inauguration and am just getting around to it. I saw this picture and couldn't help but wonder why Kingsley left the UK and works as Secret Service for Obama or possibly some other job for Obama?

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See him there on the left? It's almost like canon because he was the Prime Minister's secretary. I am going Secret Service thought, would you want to mess with him?

Disappearing Act

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Yesterday [info]wizard_love reveals went up. I recieved a lovely Luna/Charlie from [info]eeyore9990, Luna is an especially difficult character to write properly and so I am even more pleased with the gift because eey did a wonderful job with her!

I also wrote for the fest and my fic is bellow. This was the fic I wrote that I whinged and whinged about. When I whinged I had only received one comment and that was from [info]torino10154 who doesn't count because she knew it was mine. Since then I have received some lovely comments so I feel a bit better about it all. I also got a rec from [info]sdk and I actually cried because anon recs are the best and I was feeling really low about the whole thing. I have decided that it's most likely the pairing people find off putting, but if you can stomach het, feel free to read and leave me some concrit. I would love to know what I could have done to make the story better as I really like it and think perhaps I am a bit blind to my own faults.

Title:Disappearing Act
Author:[info]gryffindorj
Recipient's IJ/LJ name:
 My person dropped out but I would like to think she would have enjoyed this.
Rating:
R
Pairing(s): James/Narcissa, with mentions of James/Lily and Lucius/Narcissa

Word Count:
~8300
Warnings (if any):
 Not a one, other than the rating.
Authors notes: The request I got had one suggestion for a fic where Narcissa was manipulating James and maybe they got into something they couldn't control. I loved that idea so this is what I came up with. Many many thanks to my beta [info]midnightblue88 who I love.

Disappearing Act )

March 25th, 2009

A Rousing Little Game

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[info]brighty18 is playing "Cliff" on her LJ right now and I wanted to play along. I was asked to post my answer here so that I could over to all the people needing something to do a chance to play the game. If you want to play let me know and I will give you three people.

Basically the game is you are given three people and one you drop off a cliff, one you shag and one you marry. You know all in your head and stuff. So brighty, because she knew this would be a tough one for me, gave me Remus, Sirius and James.

Remus would have to be dropped off a cliff because he is oh so very gay. I wouldn't want him to be miserable being forced into het like he was in DH.

Sirius I would shag as he's not the sort to be tide down--unless you know it's foreplay or something.

That means slightly by default I would marry James Potter. Hee! Which shouldn't come as shock as I've taken that Harry Potter husband test like a zillion times and get James every single time. I like handsome full of themselves smarty pants athletic types so it works well. Plus dark hair *drools* and anyone who has seen my baby could easily see the Potter resemblance.

I Don't Know Much

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On the risk of getting my ass beat I would like to post this video:



Don't worry darling you don't really need the lesson as you have me to clean it up for you. You've been cleaning me up for ages. However, I had to post it because I just love to bother you.

March 11th, 2009

Oh the humanity

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I pulled the trigger and signed up for a facebook. I did it only after I talked to my long time friend and I found out my best friend [info]torino10154 had one. I mostly did it to read my siblings facebooks because they are on there all the time, I don't ever expect to put up much myself. But I still can't believe I have a facebook, I loathe things like that. If I wanted to talk to people from my past I would still be talking to them. There is a reason my past is my past. *goes to find old boyfriends* ETA: It ridiculous how quickly that task was accomplished. And I seem to be the only person that doesn't watch American Idol.

I watched Gone Baby Gone last night. Ben Affleck wrote the screenplay and directed it, his brother Casey was the lead actor in it. After watching the movie it made me think that Ben really has no place in front of a camera the movie was awesome and he should direct more and stop the shit acting he does. Casey, however, is an AWESOME actor and I would like to see him in more films. I don't recommend the film to everyone, I am surprised I ever got through it. It's pretty rough at some points and I bawled like a baby at the end. Kind of cryptic because I don't want to spoil it if you haven't seen it; I was so PISSED off at the end. I did not agree with Patrick's decision at all! Anyone else seen it and want to discuss?

Last thing. I am plotting out my Sirius Big Bang fic, can't say much because it has to be secret but [info]torino10154 is a fucking genius for her idea! WOOT!

ETA: I tried to find an icon to load on my facebook that was neither Harry Potter related or porny--turns out I don't have one of those. LOL

March 2nd, 2009

Movies

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My Netflix queue is looking a little anemic so I need some suggestions on what I should add to it.

Speaking of movies my husband made me watch OotP the other night *rolls eyes*. However we were talking about Kingsley when the scene in the kitchen at Grimmauld Place was going on. I pondered out loud about why everyone loves him so much. My husband said it was because he had a huge cock, so huge he couldn't even sit up in his chair straight because he had to give it room to breath. If you watch the scene you will notice Kingsley is sitting very relaxed the whole time. I'm not sure if I should love my husband for this or start changing all my passwords as obviously he has somehow found out all my thoughts about the size of Kingsley's cock.

February 25th, 2009

Fic Rec

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For those of you who haven't read "The White Road" first of all what the hell is wrong with you? Second, I just rec'd it at my LJ so go read the rec then read the fic.
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